D'Artois Girl

by Xan

Sung to the tune of “Uptown Girl” by Billy Joel.

D'Artois girl She's been living in her Glass-crazed world I bet she's never had a Whistful guy I bet Duke Lemuel never told her why I'm gonna try for a D'Artois girl She's been living in her shattered world As long as any child of Fragments can And now she's looking for a Whistful man That's what I am And when she knows what She wants from our time And when she wakes up And breaks up my mind She'll see I'm not so drugged Just because I'm in love with a D'Artois girl You know I've seen her in her Glass-crazed world She's getting tired of her Splinter Men And all the presents from De Verlay fen She's got a yen Oooh… D'Artois girl You know we cannot understand her world But maybe someday when the snows roll in She'll understand what kind of Dreams I bring And then I'll win And cloaked by razors She's looking so fine And in her Glass eyes You'll see that she's mine She'll see I'm not so drugged Just because I'm in love With a D'Artois girl She's been living in her shattered world As long as any child of Fragments can And now she's looking for a Whistful man That's what I am Oooh… D'Artois girl She's my D'Artois girl You know I'm in love With a D'Artois girl My D'Artois girl Don't you know I'm in love With a D'Artois girl My D'Artois girl Don't you know I'm in love With a D'Artois girl My D'Artois girl