http://whitecity.chaosdeathfish.com/ 2026-05-13T22:23:54+00:00 http://whitecity.chaosdeathfish.com/ http://whitecity.chaosdeathfish.com/lib/images/favicon.ico text/html 2011-04-05T19:51:32+00:00 http://whitecity.chaosdeathfish.com/misc:filk:12wlarp?rev=1302033092&do=diff by Helen Sung to an approximation of the tune of “The Twelve Days Of Christmas”: In the first week of LARPing, my GM said to me: “Don't disengage away from the party!” In the second week of LARPing, my GM said to me: “Necromancers can be useful, and don't disengage away from the party!” text/html 2011-04-05T19:56:35+00:00 http://whitecity.chaosdeathfish.com/misc:filk:3rivers?rev=1302033395&do=diff The Reach Of Three Rivers by Joff An old campfire song sung by soldiers and mercenaries. And so off a-soldiering I shall go And shall I return again, who can know? But never forget, should I fall to the foe Don't leave me behind for Three Rivers. text/html 2011-04-05T20:01:32+00:00 http://whitecity.chaosdeathfish.com/misc:filk:balldom?rev=1302033692&do=diff by Joff Sir Dominic stabbed a town crier in the back In a totally unprovoked and cowardly attack The guards came to put him in a dungeon for a day But his friend the Glass Mage tricked them all and so he got away. Sir Dominic was Only Following Orders Yes he was only doing as he was told When he went back and murdered all the acolytes and priests And sold off all their stuff for lots of gold. text/html 2011-04-05T19:52:26+00:00 http://whitecity.chaosdeathfish.com/misc:filk:balltw?rev=1302033146&do=diff by Chris N Sung to the tune of “The Smugglers” (variously known as “Smugglers Theme” or “Ailsa Craig”): A band rode out one morning pale in the dawning of the light “Here's thirty men”, Sir Thomas cried, “all fit to stand and fight, And why should they toil, for others' spoil when there's gold and gold to spare, We'll take our due, then let them through, for what could be more fair? text/html 2011-04-05T19:50:35+00:00 http://whitecity.chaosdeathfish.com/misc:filk:billandc?rev=1302033035&do=diff by James & Vicky Sung as a duet to the tune of “The Wild Rover”: BOTH: “I've been a wild LARPer for many a year And I've spent all my money on physrep and gear. But now I've return'ed with XP galore,” MALE: “And I never shall play Bill McKenzie no more!” text/html 2011-04-05T19:54:04+00:00 http://whitecity.chaosdeathfish.com/misc:filk:centaurs?rev=1302033244&do=diff by Chris N Sung to the tune of “The Wild Rover”: I've been a hard drinker for many a year, I've had my fair share of good wine and good beer, But drinking with centaurs my head it did turn, And then a bit later, Oh my! did I learn, Now it's no, no, never, No no never, no more, Will I play with the centaurs, No never, no more. I met a young maiden so pretty and free, And I asked her to play in the woodlands with me, Turned out she's a centaur, trans-gendered besides, And you don't wa… text/html 2011-04-05T20:02:37+00:00 http://whitecity.chaosdeathfish.com/misc:filk:dartois?rev=1302033757&do=diff by Xan Sung to the tune of “Uptown Girl” by Billy Joel. D'Artois girl She's been living in her Glass-crazed world I bet she's never had a Whistful guy I bet Duke Lemuel never told her why I'm gonna try for a D'Artois girl She's been living in her shattered world As long as any child of Fragments can And now she's looking for a Whistful man That's what I am And when she knows what She wants from our time And when she wakes up And breaks up my mind She'll see I'm not so drugged Just because I'm… text/html 2011-04-05T19:59:42+00:00 http://whitecity.chaosdeathfish.com/misc:filk:inferno?rev=1302033582&do=diff by Helen W & Chris N Sung to the tune of “The Mary Ellen Carter”, which can be found in mp3 format here. She went down last Midsummer, With the skies all clear and plain. Our skipper was Perdana And our passengers were strange: We set out from the Port And sailed away to isles unknown Where the pirate ship Inferno was brought low. text/html 2011-04-05T19:53:18+00:00 http://whitecity.chaosdeathfish.com/misc:filk:mercenaries?rev=1302033198&do=diff by Chris N Sung to the tune of “Johnny I Hardly Knew Ye” (better known nowadays as “Three German Officers”, “Three Gothling Wannabes” or almost anything else derogatory that comes in threes): I heard you want to leave the town, harroo, harroo, I heard you want to leave the town, harroo, harroo, I heard you want to leave the town, to play the fool in a steelsilk gown, To go to the Forest where dangers abound, Johnny we hardly knew you! text/html 2011-04-05T19:55:53+00:00 http://whitecity.chaosdeathfish.com/misc:filk:milkorbread?rev=1302033353&do=diff by Dom Once upon a lonely night, When the bright of the pale moon did shine In a lonesome inn by the shattered light We praise the Lady of Blood and Wine. We met a hale and hearty man In this tavern in the Garden Lands, And told him “Traveller, stay awhile.” Praise the lady of blood and wine! text/html 2011-04-05T19:58:34+00:00 http://whitecity.chaosdeathfish.com/misc:filk:mountainsfaraway?rev=1302033514&do=diff by Joff There's forty Hexa on the drum For those who'll volunteer to come To march, our city's debts to pay Up in the mountains far away Up the mountains' frozen slopes Of Memories, Regrets and Hopes Our Lords command and we obey Up in the mountains far away text/html 2011-04-05T20:00:41+00:00 http://whitecity.chaosdeathfish.com/misc:filk:sirpan?rev=1302033641&do=diff by Helen W & Chris N Sung to the tune of “General Taylor”. Oh, Sirius Panastra is dead and gone: (Walk him along, John carry him along) His battles are ended, his war is done. (Carry him to his funeral pyre) CHORUS: To the Lord Faithful (Walk him along, John carry him along) To the Lord Faithful (Carry him to his funeral pyre) text/html 2011-04-05T19:54:59+00:00 http://whitecity.chaosdeathfish.com/misc:filk:thalias?rev=1302033299&do=diff by Laura Sung to the tune of “The Wild Rover”: I've played the wild Vinechild for many a time, Through the Forest I hunted for blood and for wine. But now in the City, I hold to the law, And I've sworn that I'll play the wild Vinechild no more, text/html 2011-04-05T19:57:27+00:00 http://whitecity.chaosdeathfish.com/misc:filk:wildbastards?rev=1302033447&do=diff by Helen W Sung to the tune of “The Wild Rover”: ALL: We've worked with the Bastards for many a year And we've struggled right bravely through trouble and tears But now we're returning, with mem'ries in store And we never shall play with the Bastards no more!