====== The Twelve Weeks Of LARPing ======


by Helen


Sung to an approximation of the tune of "The Twelve Days Of Christmas":

In the first week of LARPing, my GM said to me: 
"Don't disengage away from the party!"

In the second week of LARPing, my GM said to me: 
"Necromancers can be useful, and don't disengage away from the party!"

In the third week of LARPing, my GM said to me: 
"Kill the one with the beard, Necromancers can be useful, and don't disengage away from the party!"

In the fourth week of LARPing, my GM said to me: 
"Ashen Cloud is twinky, kill the one with the beard, Necromancers can be useful, and don't disengage away from the party!"

In the fifth week of LARPing, my GM said to me: 
"Duck! Bad puns!, Ashen Cloud is twinky, kill the one with the beard, Necromancers can be useful, and don't disengage away from the party!"

In the sixth week of LARPing, my GM said to me: 
"Don't pick the flowers, duck! Bad puns!, Ashen Cloud is twinky, kill the one with the beard, Necromancers can be useful, and don't disengage away from the party!"

In the seventh week of LARPing, my GM said to me: 
"Vitrifying double!, Don't pick the flowers, duck! Bad puns!, Ashen Cloud is twinky, kill the one with the beard, Necromancers can be useful, and don't disengage away from the party!"

In the eighth week of LARPing, my GM said to me: 
"Weapons? Who needs weapons?, Vitrifying double!, Don't pick the flowers, duck! Bad puns!, Ashen Cloud is twinky, kill the one with the beard, Necromancers can be useful, and don't disengage away from the party!"

In the ninth week of LARPing, my GM said to me: 
"Mmm! Zombie cultists, weapons? Who needs weapons?, Vitrifying double!, Don't pick the flowers, duck! Bad puns!, Ashen Cloud is twinky, kill the one with the beard, Necromancers can be useful, and don't disengage away from the party!"

In the tenth week of LARPing, my GM said to me: 
"Spit on the floor not in the bowl, mmm! Zombie cultists, weapons? Who needs weapons?, Vitrifying double!, Don't pick the flowers, duck! Bad puns!, Ashen Cloud is twinky, kill the one with the beard, Necromancers can be useful, and don't disengage away from the party!"

In the eleventh week of LARPing, my GM said to me: 
"Chain-Wraiths are scary, spit on the floor not in the bowl, mmm! Zombie cultists, weapons? Who needs weapons?, Vitrifying double!, Don't pick the flowers, duck! Bad puns!, Ashen Cloud is twinky, kill the one with the beard, Necromancers can be useful, and don't disengage away from the party!"

In the twelfth week of LARPing, my GM said to me: 
"Never trust a D'Artois, chain-wraiths are scary, spit on the floor not in the bowl, mmm! Zombie cultists, weapons? Who needs weapons?, Vitrifying double!, Don't pick the flowers, duck! Bad puns!, Ashen Cloud is twinky, kill the one with the beard, Necromancers can be useful, and don't disengage away from the party!"